Since I've started blogging, here (Read - the most popular blogger alive!) people have assumed several things about me. I simply let them think, whatever they want about me. I've never been one to give a shit what others think of me. I don't need the approval of others when it comes to anything (which I have been told is not always a good trait to have, but again... I don't care what others think or say.) With that being said, here are a few facts and a few false facts about me. Can you separate fact from fiction?
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1. I'm virgin.
2. I worship Satan.
3. I was abused a lot as a child.
4. I am close to my family.
5. I have no friends.
6. I walk around pissed off all the time.
7. I am afraid of being hurt, which is why I do not open up to people.
8. I scored a 171 on an I.Q. test.
9. I've been to mental therapy.
10. I've been raped by feminists.
11. I've been to anger management.
12. I do not do drugs.
13. I've never done drugs.
14. I am religious.
15. I'm a violent person.
16. I'm damaged.
17. I was only 60 points away from making a perfect score on my JEE sample papers.
18. I'm arrogant.
19. I'm narcissistic.
20. I abuse women.
21. I am a racist.
22. I've been arrested.
23. I torture animals.
24. I can sing well.
25. I play various instruments.
26. I do not know how to love.
27. I'm in a relationship.
28. I drink on a daily basis.
29. I cannot get my feelings hurt.
30. I've had two brain surgeries.
31. There is nothing psychologically wrong with me.
32. I hate sunlight.
33. I can't swim.
34. I've never been in a relationship.
35. I hate God.
36. I hate religion and the religious.
37. I don't care about anyone but myself.
38. I absolutely hate Chemistry and have struggled with it all my life.
39. I'm a junkie.
40. I'm in love with someone other than myself.
41. I don't know how to relax.
42. I'm laid back.
43. I love attention.
44. I've murdered someone.
45. I have a fear of commitment.
46. I am desperate for acceptance.
47. I've been diagnosed with a mental disorder/mental disorders.
48. I suck at Tweeting.
49. I am barely alive.
50. I am sleepy.
51. I am drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not giving any of you the answers...
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| BULLSHIT. PERIOD! |
1. I'm virgin.
2. I worship Satan.
3. I was abused a lot as a child.
4. I am close to my family.
5. I have no friends.
6. I walk around pissed off all the time.
7. I am afraid of being hurt, which is why I do not open up to people.
8. I scored a 171 on an I.Q. test.
9. I've been to mental therapy.
10. I've been raped by feminists.
11. I've been to anger management.
12. I do not do drugs.
13. I've never done drugs.
14. I am religious.
15. I'm a violent person.
16. I'm damaged.
17. I was only 60 points away from making a perfect score on my JEE sample papers.
18. I'm arrogant.
19. I'm narcissistic.
20. I abuse women.
21. I am a racist.
22. I've been arrested.
23. I torture animals.
24. I can sing well.
25. I play various instruments.
26. I do not know how to love.
27. I'm in a relationship.
28. I drink on a daily basis.
29. I cannot get my feelings hurt.
30. I've had two brain surgeries.
31. There is nothing psychologically wrong with me.
32. I hate sunlight.
33. I can't swim.
34. I've never been in a relationship.
35. I hate God.
36. I hate religion and the religious.
37. I don't care about anyone but myself.
38. I absolutely hate Chemistry and have struggled with it all my life.
39. I'm a junkie.
40. I'm in love with someone other than myself.
41. I don't know how to relax.
42. I'm laid back.
43. I love attention.
44. I've murdered someone.
45. I have a fear of commitment.
46. I am desperate for acceptance.
47. I've been diagnosed with a mental disorder/mental disorders.
48. I suck at Tweeting.
49. I am barely alive.
50. I am sleepy.
51. I am drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not giving any of you the answers...
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17 comments:
bahhhhhh! That was the funniest thing that I have ever read.
Tum kitne wele ho Arjit :P :P
But carry on... dont give a damn wat ppl think. At least you ll never have a regret!
Kp writing :)
The gospel truth about you!
Hmm.. :) Carry on with the same kind of writings you do, they are really interesting ! By the way, some of the above points (so called facts) are true, i suppose. :)
Enjoy !
Kriti
;)
@Nivedita
So, you couldn't differentiate the facts from fiction? :P
@Nethra
I so second you on it!
@Richa
You too, Richa!
yaa dude....we cant differentiate.....but some points are facinated by all.....hope those were fiction bcoz m lagging in that,....
all the best buddy...keep writing.
One, you say u r in a relation; then u say you've never been in one :P Two, u say u can't love; then u say u love someone more than u love yourself! Contradictory facts/fiction! :D That explains your last 'fact' :P
#8 -> You've stolen it from my blog, or you missed the decimal point
# 3, 6, 9, 15, 23, 43, 46, 47 -> True facts about you
You missed the most obvious fact about you: You are THE best blogger to have worn your skin.
I've been raped by feminists.
Wow... lucky boy!! Hope its true :D
I can sing well...
Will bet its the biggest fiction
1 2 5 11 12 14 15 22 25 24 26 28 30 31 44 - FICTION!!!!
10- WTF
agreed with 27 and 40
You love someone other than urself can mean u are close to ur family :)
What a list...
Good trait, let their imaginations go haywire..
at least the jobless people's grey cells are put to some work!
Keep on:)
that would be quite a task for people who make assumptions of you to separate those facts :P
Innovative! Told a lot about you, even the "false facts"!!
A lot of statements are contradictory..U say u worship satan and r religious and then u again hate religion..Does dat make u screwed up? and u in a relationship-dats a fiction...Dere r many other as well..
You keep contradicting yourself.are all these true..???if they are..you're one interesting person.
You don't take drugs, but you're a junkie.
How could you be so ironic? :)
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