Well, people who know me personally through Facebook and all... already have an idea about this post. But, anyway, I haven't been regular with my posting these days. (Apologies, really?) To cut short the foreplay, this is a RE-posting of a Facebook note on my blog.
From note to a post. A conversation I had, well, again - this time with my friend "Maitri!"
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Arjit says:
Come help me if you can, and I promise that you will be smarter than a fifth grader.
Maitri says:
Really? You are smart. You can make it without me!
Arjit says:
We're smart because we're men!
Maitri says:
Fuck you asshole, I'm a woman and I'm smart. You egotistical bastard.
Arjit says:
You're a woman alright.
Maitri says:
And what is that supposed to mean?
Arjit says:
If you were so smart, you'd know what that was supposed to mean.
Maitri says:
Why are all the men I like jerks? ugh... I'm going to sleep before you harass me more. 'Night.
Arjit says:
Because you're a woman and pretty much all women break their pelvis by spreading their legs for jerks. Oh, hey, that's a good thing that you're going to bed and not endangering others by driving.
Men: 2; Women: 0.
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As expected.
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45 comments:
Arjit my friend you have risked a lot of things by posting this here! I hope Maitri doesn't read your blog! :p
@Sourav
Haha! Anyway, know what? She has promised me to be regular with all my blog posts. Though, I am praying that she misses this one out. :P
Haha... :D A bit insane though! ;)
Weren't you expecting insanity? ;)
Start was good..
End was not interesting..
Men are always the greatest, the heroes the strongest ! They are so intelligent they they always believe what women say. Hehehe !
Interesting. Open sexists like you must be very attractive eh? LOL.
Are you sexist or what!!
This post doesn't involve men & women, per se. Its about 2 people fighting over some inconsequential stuff!!
Nothing remotely funny dude...
@Suresh
Thank you. For me, the whole damned post was interesting.
@Gattina
You got me on that one for sure. ;)
@Indi
You bet I am.
@Girish
And that comes from a "random twilight lover?" Well, anyway, looks like you haven't been here. Not my fault, have fun!
PS: Yes, I know - wasn't funny at all. Bad luck that you ended up reading it. :)
Ha...ha..funny.
What was her reaction to your last sentence?
hey arijit...
thats something real insanity... funny in its own way
@Sh@s
Well, that is way too controversial to be posted. :P
@Mag[m]
Yup, I agree.
Some serious bashing going on Eh..Liked the first one
:-D
wow!the kind of shit you come up with is seriously amazing!
this is like the lamest post in the history of ever!
our REAL converstaions are wayy better than this and you know it...lol..if you are seriously SO bored nd have really nothing better to write...you might as well posst them..(REAL conversations)
lol..these made up conversations are seriously NOT FUNNY.i expect better from you.wayy better!
ps:you totaly deserved that 18 hr long powercut :P
Pretty cool post dude.... totally pawning.....
@Nish
I am shocked that you liked the previous one, well, anyway, this one is worse. :p
@Vicious
;)
@Mayank
Pwning, you mean? Without the 'a'? Right?
@Maitri
Well, well... I was so waiting for your comment downright here. I know this post sucked. This post still sucks. And it is going to suck in the mere future, too. And I won't even deny that our "real" conversations are far better and superior than this one. I am not even denying that I wanted to have fun at your expense, neither I am refusing to say that I was so fucking bored with the writer's block! And yes, I couldn't expect you to find it funny, anyway. :p
PS: To hell with it, no I didn't.
@Sourav
Damned, your prediction was right.
i dont really know if that makes sense..i mean counting a 2 pointer for nothing..:)
well well THe cartoon was good but oh man the language in the chat.. is that how you guys talk these dayss ohh man :) I am instinct it seems reading this he hehehe
I hope you dont get flood of emails from WOMEN now .. and i saw the comment from @MAitri indeed you guys are friends only friends could take this he hehee
You've been missing quite a thing, Madhu. ;)
Yes, Bikram. The conversation is entirely made up, and for the language, I am sure this isn't your first visit here? :p And hell yeah, we are good friends. I cannot expect a stranger to take this in good humor, anyway!
Was waiting for that response from her! Sometimes it can all go so sucky! ;)
Btw, I am sure Maitri doesn't know 18 hours of powercut is so normal with people from Knp! :p
@arjit:OMG!
did you just agree that your post sucks??
did you just agree to each and every word i said??? :o
wooooohhhhhoooooooooo!
MEN:0||WOMEN:100 :D
i win!!*haha in your face* :P
@bikramjit:oh yes!arjit is a jerk,knew this even before we became friends.but its just hard to get mad at him :P LOL he is absolutely imperfect,just the way i like it :)
@sourav:i knew about the powercuts being normal..coz arjit keeps cribbing about it ALL the time :p...but i am sure you dont have 18hrs powercut veryy often,do you? :/
the cartoon seemed more intresting...lolz...
Content 0, Insanity full marks, friendship full marks, fun reading full marks
in bollywood word it is a dabangg post ;)
@Maitri What else do you expect from Kanpur, except the power cuts, stinking leather and Arjit? :p 18 hours..are you kidding me, 18 minutes are enough to make me crib more then him! ;)
Dont know if you have followed the Family Guy series..there's a great line from one of the episodes...The Clitoris: The New Female Rubik's Cube...:) maybe that's the line you need to think of if you cant make sense of the female behaviour...as for men 2 women 0..haha, now that's a debate I'd love to indulge in!!!
When a woman comes into the room, even their cocks are in 'attention' position. Talk bout respect!
And that comes from a "random twilight lover?"
What's that supposed to mean!!!
@Girish
Have fun, chief. :)
@Ana_treek
Guess you have always been at the wrong place.
@Journomuse
No. Haven't followed the series. Not even planning to do so. Anyway, I am game for the debate, when do we start?
@Sourav
Damned. :p No more public harassment regarding the electricity condition in Kanpur. 18 hours felt like being at home for me. ;)
@Mingled Minds
I won't deny that.
@LR
Dabanggai is in fashion, anyway. Simply following the trend, and about the friendship thing - You hit the dart perfectly. :)
@Maitri
See, you have got loads of supporters here. Including some "random twilight lovers". :P (No offense, Girish!) Anyway, I am never going to be sure about the score between the two sexes, but the Arjit-Maitri board, yes, you have been leading. And I am proud of it. :)
PS: Thank you for the compliments. *feels like a jerk, already!*
PPS: No more talks about powercuts here. An entire post on that one is about to come soon... well, very soon.
Controversies jackpot!... no more comments before someone starts to flame on me :D
Perfect decision, sir.
Wooo… Not only enjoyed reading all the crap in the post but also could not stop laughing while going through the comments… Here is a pat on your back for all the bullshit you pour in and still we end up reading it… ha ha…
amazing Arjit..
can't get bigger than this!!!
@Stranger
I know. :)
@Aparna
Finally. Yes, you got my point. What I enjoy is how these people rant about how they hate what I write, and still then end up reading my shit. *pats on his own back*
:D perfect read to wake up with!
perfect post , wat made it more interstin were MAITRI's comments, dude seriously i know dats insane, but i cant miss having fun readin it at expense of you two...i mean no boy gal thing its just total fun...kudos...keep writin... :)
Namit,
My SPacE- Wen i was a boy
@MangoMan
;)
@Unruly Rebel
Ah, yes, you got the point.
I so need more of these conversations. :P
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OMG your an ass for giving the women a zero..she slept off or she'd have killed you... at least I'd have :P
Oh, i really loved the retorts, they made me chuckle, really.....
BUT , you're a male chauvinist pig!!
@Tangerine
You have no idea how I managed to live after this post. Trust me. =P
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