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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Say Hello

"Frustration leads to pouring heart out onto piece of paper. Conclusion... feeling exactly the same, if not worse." 

"You sound frustrated, eh. Do you even know what it means?"

"Have you ever reached that point where your frustration simply makes you churn out tears?"

"Come on, it's just frustration, this. Don't hype it like you always do, Kanika. God."

"Shut up and let me support what I said. Someone I know once got very very drunk and during that period of drunkenness where everything seems to turn to Jell-o, she said, while crying, “Crying is pitiable.” And usually, at any other time than then, I would've slapped her mentally and proceeded to vehemently disprove her statement. But at a point where everyone around you seems to be able to do nothing but piss the hell out of you, YOU INCLUDED KARAN, crying seems like such a sad thing to do. It doesn’t make you feel ‘lighter’, doesn’t make you feel ‘better’, but only ends up giving you a horrible head cold."

"Why? I thoughts girls loved crying. Doesn't it make you feel in power?"

"Uff. No. Crying when your leg gets amputated? Understandable. Crying when you lose a loved one? I sympathize, and yes, understandable. Crying about everything? Understandable if you’re like, FIVE. And that is NOT girls love to do."

"Fuck you, eh, you're literally contradicting yourself there."

"You're an asshole. I've realized that crying when you're frustrated doesn't help… No one will even understand why you’re sobbing your head off. Least of all the male sex. Because they have the ‘emotional capacity of a teaspoon’, as JK Rowling aptly puts it."

"You're being such a bitch, but I still love you, don't worry."

"Fuck off. I have a head cold now. I'm going to go get a tissue."
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This is Kanika, yes, the new author at the Virgin Blog – the one who is the original inventor of “Stone-Paper-Scissor(http://stone-paper-scissor.blogspot.com/ ), the game, and the blog of the same name, too. Pretty normal, pretty abnormal, funny, crazy, weird, super weird, all that she is. Dumb, girly, and whatever other adjectives you need to associate with her. The point is that, she is someone, special, with some huge stock pile of creativity out there in that small petty mind of hers, eh! So, let us now cut the crap, and welcome her to all the madness out here. ;)

20 comments:

Mag[m] said...

another brilliant coming on virgin blog....sounds good....

Angel said...

Welcome to the jungle, Kanika. I hope, and I pray that you stay here longer. I want more of sanity here, and less of Arjit's insanity. xD

yetanothersmallvoice said...

Interesting! :-)

kanika said...

@Angel - haha...yes I shall stay here long enough to proclaim victory for sanity :)
thanks you guys!

Etêrnal Stãr.!* said...

Hello Kanika! :P

kanika said...

Hello to you too, Etêrnal Stãr.!*

Dandelion said...

welcome!
well, actually m new here too so dont know much but it all sounds fun!

kanika said...

Dandelion you know me :D

Sourav C. Pandey said...

Expressive! Deeply put across, Kanika :)

Rashmi said...

My First time here, Very Impressive!
Cheers :)

Nilu said...

Welcome Kanika! I had a riot going through your other blog -StonePaperScissor. Cool one!

kanika said...

Thank you so much you guys!
:)

Tanvi said...

Kanika, nice post, and pleasant presence.
If guys could understand, they would be girls

indi said...

This is going to be fun! I've always loved gender wars.

kanika said...

Haha tanvi i agree
indi hopefully you'll be entertained here :)

nkr4068 said...

Hmm, thats how best the opening shot/impression can be! Hope to see some awesome craps! :D

kanika said...

:P thank you!

(¯`•._.•[Raajii]•._.•´¯) said...

Crying really doesnt help - it makes it worse.

Bikramjit said...

Naiuceeeeeeeeee

loved how u started the article ..
Now this is a old age quetion why boys dont understand girls hmmmmmmmm No idea

Bikram's

The Fallen Poet said...

haha...its very interesting write...good one...btw..welcome to blog...i am not really sure if i can welcome you...as i am reading this blog for the very first time...
but who cares....so welcome again...

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