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Saturday, January 22, 2011

Virgin Again? NO WAY!

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Recently, many people have been showing me a particular image, targeted at me; my ultimate vent out place, The-Virgin-Blog! Yes, the V-Word for a chance is the main dish tonight, instead of the F-Word. I know, it is absolutely weird. M/s Satya Pharmaceuticals, the small cheap firm, has absolutely no connection with the blog, neither the name nor the content has any truth/reality/bullshit connected to the blog!

VirginAgain: "Hi, my name is VA, and I'm with a Company. Do you want to be a virgin again?"
What you need to reply is: "What are you wearing?"
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No fucking married woman is going to be a virgin again, at least not by using Virgin Again.


 

 ... the only way you can remain a virgin is by NOT using Virgin-Again!

And for obvious reasons, by LOVING The-Virgin-Blog...

PS:
For some sensible reason, the blog has been nominated in the BlogJunta Polls!; To be a popular customer of the VirginAgain, er, The-Virgin-Blog, visit to vote for The-Virgin-Blog, here!.


32 comments:

Meher S B said...

haha. what absurdity. Virgin again by using a lotion by the same name. whatthefaak!

Arjit Srivastava said...

Exactly, Meher. What the bloody fuck?

Sandy said...

I was under the impression that virginity was something one could only have once in life. That one could extend this unique phase by reading this blog is a revelation indeed.

What I would really like to know is whether the reading of this blog has the effects the lotion mentioned above claims to have.

Splatters Of Ink said...

Hahahahaha! What nonsense. Virgin Again? LOL! :D

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR BLOG!

ladylavendersays said...

Oh wow. This is hilarious. For one, why would anyone want to lose their virginity the second time, or third time or fourth time? Cos the lotion claims to work in half an hour, and it is not a permanent solution. Ugh..

HRDiary said...

hymenoplasty - thats d surgical way - par yeh lotion - lol

vicious said...

lol ..hilarious

Toyin O. said...

Interesting blog:)

Arjit said...

@Sandy
What I fail to understand is, how do these people fall for my cheap tactics? Of course, that firm is mine. That lotion was created by the firm. And this blog, is just serving as a proper base for that lotion.

Yes, reading this blog has even better working effects than the lotion mentioned above by the firm claims to have.

@Splatters of Ink
Same thoughts there, I love my blog, too.

@LadyLavenders
Right. Why so serious? Have fun.

@Vicious
Absolutely.

@Toyin O.
Interesting comment from someone with an interesting blogger bio.

Sourav said...

Just noted down the no, I may pass it on to some I know! ;)

Arjit Srivastava said...

=))

Ch, poor "someone" of yours. Seriously!

Lilangel said...

ROFL :)

Siddhartha Joshi said...

Hahahaha...absolutely funny!!! I wonder if the model even knew what she was modeling for...lol :)

Arjit Srivastava said...

@Lilangel
:)

@Siddhartha
Yes, after all, she wanted to be a "virgin again."

Sayak said...

It's amusing actually. As naive adolescents some people are very eager to lose their virginity, and well when they grow up(age wise, that is) they want it back, and well, that is what maybe triggers the invention of such deceitful asinine products.

Bikramjit said...

YEs sir i love your blog :) now then ahmm ahmm he hehehe

loved it

Bikram's

Standbymind said...

hahaha
wtf!

Arjit said...

@Sayak
Absolutely. But why so serious?

@Bikram
:)

@Standbymind
You stood by your mind, and it said, "wtf?" Nice.

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

Man..what an article.. lol...and what a vulgar description on a paper ad.. lol...

first time in ur blog too.. I am sure it won't be my last... :D

Addy said...

I've always like your humor buddy and if you'd be interested to write for an e-mag do let me know! addy@addybrainwave.com

Sheila said...

WHAT! BAHAHAHAH! You are shitting me! :D :D

Vishal Raj said...

This is funny, ridiculous, non-sense, bullshit. Where did you find this ???

aakash said...

What the TRuck!!
'Patni no. 1' :D
what is that thing, fevicol or what?
besides, just one more thing to add'
This happens only in India (love it!!)

Milly said...

bizarre!

Love your blog, I'm following.

would love you to enter my giveaway:

http://thoroughlymodernmilly5.blogspot.com/2011/01/giveaway-be-my-february-girl.html

xx

MangoMan said...

I'm pretty sure you found this in a train toilet!! Pati-milan. ROFL.

Rinaya said...

LOL..virgin again?? :P
No help for me..I'm still one... :P
Love ur blog and although you may never see me commenting(lazy me)

Pooja said...

LOL

Deepika said...

this was funny.. lol

Harman said...

haa haaa haaa. virgin again... so stupid!
Dumb ..
love the blog.

John said...

I share the same views. Liked your blog very much.

Smita said...

lol... ;)

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